Thursday, January 7, 2010

Have you grown up?

Have you grown up? I have grown up for sure. Ha ha...why am I really confidence on saying that I am? Because I agree on every points on the list below. So, what about the list? It's called "Twenty-five Signs You Have Grown Up". Oh My God, I smile when I read every single point of the list, I bet you will too.Will you be happy to find out that you have grown up or will you be missing out the good old time back when you were still younger? Read it all..It's FUN
Twenty-five Signs You Have Grown Up

  1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
  2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
  6. You watch the Weather Channel.
  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.”
  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
  10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
  13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
  14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  16. You take naps.
  17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
  19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
  20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”
  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
  22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
  23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?”
(source from DivineCaroline - image from here, here and here)

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