If you love someone...

Have you ever read or heard the quote below? I'm sure you do.

If you love someone,Set her free…If she comes back, she’s yours,If she doesn’t, she never was….

That's the original quote from the wise man. But have you ever wonder how it would be like when the quote was stated by different kinds of people from different background? Below are the new versions of the quote...read it, it's so funny=)

THE NEW VERSIONS…..
Pessimist: If you love someone,Set her free …If she ever comes back, she’s yours,If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist: If you love someone,Set her free …Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious: If you love someone,Set her free …If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: If you love someone,Set her free …If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient: If you love someone, Set her free …If she doesn’t come back,continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful: If you love someone,Set her free …If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat ….

Java Programmer: if(you.love(she));she.setStatus (Status.FREE);if(she == NULL);She she = new She();

Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone,Set her free,In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers: If you love someone,Set her free,Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the SecondAmendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist: If you love someone,Set her free,She’ll evolve.

Statisticians: If you love someone,Set her free,If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is highIf she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans: If you love someone,Set her free,SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person: If you love someonedon’t set her free.

MBA: If you love someoneset her freeinstantaneouslyand look for others simultaneously

Psychologist: If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back her super ego is dominantIf she doesn’t come back her id is supremeIf she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist: If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back it’s a nightmareIf she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert: If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, map her into your systemIf she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert: If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, its time to look for fresh loansIf she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist: If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
(source from here)