I found this and I think it's quite funny, in fact very funny. It's a joke on why men seem to be happier. Don't take it too personal to think that women are not happy...It's just for fun. Look up point number 25, don't you think it's true? For sure that applies to my boyfriend. He doesn't seem to be bothered by having only several pairs of shoes. While us women, tend to think that we don't have enough shoes...although we have a closet full of different kind of shoes ha ha. So, these are the reason why men think that they are happier..so funny..
Why Men Are Happier Than Women
- We keep our last name.
- The garage is all ours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- We can be president.
- We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
- The world is our urinal.
- We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
- People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
- One mood, ALL the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- We know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- We can open all our own jars.
- We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
- Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Everything on our face stays its original color.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- We almost never have strap problems in public.
- We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
- The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
- We don't have to shave below our neck.
- Our belly usually hides our big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
- We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
(source from here - image sources: closeyourmind.tumblr, mighty2save.tumblr)
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Hi, I just wanted to tell you that I've looked through all the (at the moment) 1534 pages of pictures, quotes etc at justbesplendid.tumblr.com, and I feel like my brain has become more peaceful, happy and sort of more clever. So thank you for inspiring me and for possibly making me a better person.
Hi G =) wow, I didn't realize I have that many pages until you told me..Glad you like my tumblr..thank you and you are welcome ;) it's always feels nice seeing somebody else is happier, in fact, it's the nicest thing..
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