Thursday, August 5, 2010

KISS definition

Can you tell me the definition of a "kiss"? How do you describe "kiss"? Here are some of the funny explanation of what a "kiss" is. Educated experts tried to describe a single word "kiss" into their own words of expertise. Found this on berro.com.
Definitions of a KISS:
  • Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).
  • Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips.
  • Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.
  • Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.
  • Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.
  • Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
  • Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.
  • Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
  • Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
  • Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.
  • Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.
  • Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
  • Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love.
  • Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
~Henry Finck
(article source: berro.com - image sources: Chris Craymer, weheartit.com, Ellen von Unwerth)

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