Nine words...

A friend of mine sent me an e-mail about this words that women often use. I am a woman and I absolutely know how sometimes we, women, often say those words to express the different feelings of what we have. For example, when women say "I'm okay"...we actually are saying that "I'm not really okay..." Do you agree with that? I don't know why but maybe it's kind of hard for women to really express their feelings compare to men. maybe it's because we often use our heart than our logical thinking. And most of the time we all want our partner to really understand us without us telling them how we really feel at the moment. Well, that's just my thoughts. But this article is quite fun. Do you really want to know what other words women often use but not entirely express their actual meaning? Below is the list. While I'm reading the list below..I can only smile and remembering someone who acts like that, more or less. Who could it be? Maybe myself, a friend of mind, other women... I don't know, I'm not gonna say =)

Nine Words Women Often Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
   
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
   
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
   

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