I came across this funny list on the web about "Things We Learned at the Movies"
- If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.
- If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
- Natural disasters only occur after the local mayor scoffs at the possibility.
- If an expert makes a prediction and is disbelieved, then it will come to pass exactly as he predicted. If he makes a prediction and is believed, it won't happen.
- Women staying in a haunted house should investigate any strange noises while wearing their most revealing underwear.
- Women's skin and hair can't be damaged by natural disasters, though their clothing can be shredded -- except for the bits required for minimal decency, which are made from completely indestructible fabric.
- If a man and a woman are exposed to the same conditions and the same environment, the man will need to wear more clothing than the woman.
- If a man and a woman meet under circumstances under which any two normal people would instantly hate each other, they will marry before the picture is over.
- Deadly reptiles will always attack a woman first, even if she's in the presence of thirty men.
- Women are immortal unless they take off their shirts or they're ugly
- If a woman takes a bath, bubbles will cover the naughty bits. If she takes a shower and reveals her naughty bits, she will die.
- If a blonde and a brunette are in equal peril, the brunette will die.
- White characters have the best survival rate.
- High class strippers with a heart of gold can will, if the plot demands it, turn out to have specialized technical skills and abilities.
- Most human action is initiated by shy loners.
- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
- It's easy to pull the pin on a grenade with your teeth.
- An explosive device capable of leveling a large office building will fit inside a toolbox or small backpack.
- Potentially fatal attacks are always preceded by a false alarm a few seconds earlier.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
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